3 Brazillian SOldiers
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The US Army General is giving the President his daily report. He tells the President about the current state of Iran and Iraq, the status of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden, and then pauses, and concludes with, "And, Mr President, I regret to inform you that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed today."
George Bush looked up from his desk, obviously very stunned.
"Three Brazilian Soldiers? Three Brazilian soldiers? That's terrible. How did this happen?"
The US Army General shifted uncomfortably on his feet, and glanced around the room. The other staff members in the room looked puzzled at the President's emotional outburst.
"Well, Sir, it is a war that we are fighting, and casualties are expected."
The President nodded his ashen face slowly.
"This is the worst news I have had this week. But - but - tell me, please - exactly how many is a Brazilian?"
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